The News...It's just not that Inspirational

So I came up with a plan.

I couldn’t help but wonder why I just can’t get into watching the morning or evening news, I wouldn’t even know what’s going on in the world if it wasn’t for Twitter/Facebook. I mean even with the breaking news story of M.J.’s death (rest in peace) and the financial crisis, the reporters just can’t seem to hold my attention. And that’s when it hit me. I think someone needs to write Mr. Murdock a letter and tell him to fire human reporters at once and hire PUPPETS.

I don’t know if it’s their AMAZING puppet personalities or variety in their skin color that holds my attention (ok kinda racist). I haven’t even watched a commercial until the Nike ads aired with the pseudo Kobe/Lebron puppets. Is it just me or are they much more interesting than the real players? And if you recall the last muppet recession email I sent; they could use a few gigs too. Wouldn’t you guys watch CNN more if Grover was reporting on U.S. unemployment? I mean he was a struggling waiter, hell he’s probably still unemployed…I would listen to what he had to say.

P.S. Miss Piggy born in Iowa, entered beauty contests to make money before her career took off. Everyone starts somewhere. (I know useless, random trivia, but I though someone might appreciate it or become inspired).

Shak

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